The Lights in an Abyss

fnnyledua:

sarangmyyhuong:

-Kissing is healthy unless the other person is sick.
-Bananas are good for cramps unless you already ate too many bananas.
-Chicken soup actually makes you feel better unless it’s too hot and burns you.
-It’s true. Guys do insult you if they like you unless you two are in an argument where insults are necessary to not lose.
-Having someone rub your tummy when it hurts actually helps unless it becomes awkward, then your tummy will hurt more.
-89% of guys would want girls to make the first move but I can’t prove or disprove this statistic.
-Girls love it when guys hug them from behind the waist unless it’s dark/Halloween like. They will probably freak out.
-Chocolate makes you feel better unless you hate chocolate.
-Girls love it when guys let them wear their hoodie or jacket except when he drops it somewhere, for example, in a mud puddle.
-Guys think it’s cute when you mess up or they question why you did.

Chocolate doesn’t really make me feel better though o____o.

If this is true, this one guy must have loved me to pieces, 89% of guy would’ve thought I am awesome, and I have cuteness that must be over 9000. LOL, singlelyfe wassgood?

let me fix some of these for the heck of it >:D

(Source: magic-wands)